theanti-diva:

Oh really? I suppose, then, we simply cannot be friends. I’m a kind, sweet, warm soul. I’m never harsh. I define the term sweetheart. I’ll butt heads with tools used to clean female genitalia who only have rare moments where their points actually make sense. Sorry, you’re going to have to find someone else to be harsh to. Serena Deeb’s too sweet for such. Silly boy.

I think I did, little boy. I suppose I will, however. I don’t see why not and clearly I have to prove that I do eat, now don’t I?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Well, maybe I’ll find time in my busy schedule to not be harsh to Sweetheart Serena. I have a feeling that maybe, just maybe, we’ll butt heads due to you thinking I’m that female cleansing item. And I am strangely okay with this.

Little boy? My own heart is currently damaged. I felt it crack into 600 pieces. But yes, you do need to prove you eat. Meet me at Sal’s on the corner of 4th and Main. See you soon, sweetheart.

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

I really do hope you get a contract. If anyone deserves it, it’s definitely you.

And I’ve been good. I’m in Hudson right now for a live event. Fun stuff. xD

Why thank you. I hope I do too, and it means a lot that you’d say that. And really? Sounds like a barrel of fun. You have fun, okay?

However, I think I need to cut this conversation short. I need to head out to a late dinner because I’m starving. Have a good night!

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

Better?

Much.

That, forever.

I will not hesitate in chopping it off if it gets ridiculous again. I might be able to stand a few things, but ridiculous amounts of facial hair? Bad history.

…….. Jesus, you’re scary sometimes. But I get it. I’ll make sure to keep my beautiful, yet not liked, facial hair at bay. Promise.

Oh, whatever. I exude fluffiness and kittens and rainbows. But good boy, really. By the way, beautiful and facial hair should not be in the same sentence. Ever.

Beautiful facial hair is beautiful, Serena. And kittens and rainbows and fluffiness? Why don’t I ever get to see that version? Makes my heart hurt, you know.

Hideous facial hair is both hideous and unnecessary, Matt. That version is for a group of special people, wouldn’t you know? Hm, I just don’t know if you fit that bill or not.

I know for a fact I’m special. But if you don’t? Then that’s fine. I won’t let it get to me, then. Enjoy all your kittens and rainbows with all your lovely buddies.

I’m going to go and flip off shit.

And eat a late dinner.

Awhh, you’re so going to let it get to you. I know you like the back of my hand. Be safe, will you, in your little… flipping adventures. I’m not a fan of hospitals. You enjoy your jumping and adrenaline.

And your late dinner. 

The back of your hand must be pretty empty, considering you most likely don’t even know me. But that’s cool. I don’t want to know you either. And I will enjoy doing what I do, ‘cause it’s the life most of us lead.

And my late dinner will be delicious. I’d offer for you to come along.. but I’ve heard you don’t really eat.

You’re transparent, dear Matt. I see right through you. Psh, I already say I know you, and you say you don’t want to know me? Who’s harsh now, hm? But oh, good point. Douche.

… I’m at a loss for words. I don’t even know how to respond to that, I don’t really eat? You, are a confused little man.

I’ve always been harsh. You’ve just never seen it, because you don’t know me as well as you say you do. My points are never bad, always good, just so you know. And I am not a female product used to clean themselves out. That is wrong and disgusting to call me that when I am of no such thing.

..Whoa, whoa, you’re bringing my size into this? Okay, okay. Sure. Okay. Whatever floats your boat, then. Now, would you like to come or not?

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

filth-andfury:

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

filth-andfury:

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

filth-andfury:

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

filth-andfury:

Koalas are beautiful.

Awwww. :)

I know, I’m absolutely adorable. The Koala only beats me by a smidge.

I was talking about the koala. But I guess you’re alright, Matt.

Harsh, Christina. ;-;. HARSH. I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL. WHY ARE YOU DENYING MY ADORABLENESS?

WE ARE COOL. ILY, MATT. YOU’RE ADOOOOOOOORABLE!

Good to know, Stina. Congratulations on the return to FCW, by the way.

Thanks! It’s good to be home. haha 

How have you been?

I’ve been excellent, really. Doing what I can do, hoping to get my own little developmental contract soon enough. If not? Then that’s the luck of the draw. Yourself?

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

Better?

Much.

That, forever.

I will not hesitate in chopping it off if it gets ridiculous again. I might be able to stand a few things, but ridiculous amounts of facial hair? Bad history.

…….. Jesus, you’re scary sometimes. But I get it. I’ll make sure to keep my beautiful, yet not liked, facial hair at bay. Promise.

Oh, whatever. I exude fluffiness and kittens and rainbows. But good boy, really. By the way, beautiful and facial hair should not be in the same sentence. Ever.

Beautiful facial hair is beautiful, Serena. And kittens and rainbows and fluffiness? Why don’t I ever get to see that version? Makes my heart hurt, you know.

Hideous facial hair is both hideous and unnecessary, Matt. That version is for a group of special people, wouldn’t you know? Hm, I just don’t know if you fit that bill or not.

I know for a fact I’m special. But if you don’t? Then that’s fine. I won’t let it get to me, then. Enjoy all your kittens and rainbows with all your lovely buddies.

I’m going to go and flip off shit.

And eat a late dinner.

Awhh, you’re so going to let it get to you. I know you like the back of my hand. Be safe, will you, in your little… flipping adventures. I’m not a fan of hospitals. You enjoy your jumping and adrenaline.

And your late dinner. 

The back of your hand must be pretty empty, considering you most likely don’t even know me. But that’s cool. I don’t want to know you either. And I will enjoy doing what I do, ‘cause it’s the life most of us lead.

And my late dinner will be delicious. I’d offer for you to come along.. but I’ve heard you don’t really eat.

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

filth-andfury:

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

filth-andfury:

christiiiiiiiinacrawford:

filth-andfury:

Koalas are beautiful.

Awwww. :)

I know, I’m absolutely adorable. The Koala only beats me by a smidge.

I was talking about the koala. But I guess you’re alright, Matt.

Harsh, Christina. ;-;. HARSH. I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL. WHY ARE YOU DENYING MY ADORABLENESS?

WE ARE COOL. ILY, MATT. YOU’RE ADOOOOOOOORABLE!

Good to know, Stina. Congratulations on the return to FCW, by the way.