bye.
July 2011
31 posts
Staying in to cook tonight.
Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.
Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.
Not when I don’t work out.
Besides,…
I’ll be sure you actually hit the gym tomorrow, lard ass.
Oh, right. What can I say? They roll off my lips eloquently. I was born with a gift, you know?
…
And why would you ever regret that, hm? I’m contemplating saying yes.
Calling me names is rude, Sweetheart.
It’s a beautiful gift, I have to say. You just say things and everything is cool.
I’d regret it because you’d possibly not like it and maybe.. just maybe, my feelings would be hurt.
Considering all the time we’ve spent together lately, do you really think I care about whether or not I’m rude, Female Cleansing Tool?
I’ll try and teach you the ways someday.
Awh, I could hurt your wittle feelings? Well, you entertain me, so I suppose I’d hate to do such a thing. So, I don’t see why not. You better not be a cruddy cook, Cross.
….
I’ll see you at my place in half an hour.
Staying in to cook tonight.
Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.
Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.
Not when I don’t work out.
Besides,…
I’ll be sure you actually hit the gym tomorrow, lard ass.
Oh, right. What can I say? They roll off my lips eloquently. I was born with a gift, you know?
…
And why would you ever regret that, hm? I’m contemplating saying yes.
Calling me names is rude, Sweetheart.
It’s a beautiful gift, I have to say. You just say things and everything is cool.
I’d regret it because you’d possibly not like it and maybe.. just maybe, my feelings would be hurt.
Staying in to cook tonight.
Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.
Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.
Not when I don’t work out.
Besides, homecooked meals made by me are the best.
Don’t be jealous you can’t have any.
That’s your fault.
You cook? .. Why am I not shocked?
Oh, and yes. I’m bleeding with jealousy.
It really is. I just got lazy. My own bad.
….Cooking is a great stress reliever. Not everyone is as talented with words as you.
I know you are.
..
Man, I might regret this.. but you wanna come eat?
Staying in to cook tonight.
Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.
Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.
Not when I don’t work out.
Besides, homecooked meals made by me are the best.
Don’t be jealous you can’t have any.
Staying in to cook tonight.
Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.
I have flippy shit to do in the morning.
Reading posts.. whatever.
..
Spit out my fucking drink.
Sweetheart Serena is not my girlfriend.
Dude, don’t call me sweetheart, that’s just weird.
And I was just wondering. No problem.
Dude, I know how to properly use a comma.
I call Serena the sweetheart, not you.
That’s why she calls me the female cleansing tool.
So much stimulating conversation just wears me out.
Along with laughing.
Goodnight.
Reading posts.. whatever.
..
Spit out my fucking drink.
Sweetheart Serena is not my girlfriend.
Another dinner, another night.
:|
Get.. some?
I.. don’t know how to reply to this, but laugh.
Yes, I will be getting some dinner.
Not sex.
:|
Y not tho?
SEX IS A WOOOONDERFUL THING.
SEX IS A REALLY COOL THING.
SO GET OFF YOUR ‘EX GO DO SOME SEX
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
:|
DAT IS TO THE TUNE OF THE MATH SONG FROM SCHOOL OF ROCK.
That’s nice, but no, I’m not exactly looking for sex from this person.
Now, I need to go before I’m late.
Another dinner, another night.
:|
Get.. some?
I.. don’t know how to reply to this, but laugh.
Yes, I will be getting some dinner.
Not sex.
Another dinner, another night.
See you all… some other time.
Bye bye.