don't come home bleeding.

Month

July 2011

31 posts

Finishing up what I need to with this dinner.

bye.

Jul 5, 20111 note
don't come home bleeding.: Going out to dinner two nights in a row.. is not smart. → filth-andfury.tumblr.com

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

Staying in to cook tonight.

Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.

Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.

Not when I don’t work out.

Besides,…

I’ll be sure you actually hit the gym tomorrow, lard ass.

Oh, right. What can I say? They roll off my lips eloquently. I was born with a gift, you know?

…

And why would you ever regret that, hm? I’m contemplating saying yes.

Calling me names is rude, Sweetheart.

It’s a beautiful gift, I have to say. You just say things and everything is cool.

I’d regret it because you’d possibly not like it and maybe.. just maybe, my feelings would be hurt.

Considering all the time we’ve spent together lately, do you really think I care about whether or not I’m rude, Female Cleansing Tool?

I’ll try and teach you the ways someday.

Awh, I could hurt your wittle feelings? Well, you entertain me, so I suppose I’d hate to do such a thing. So, I don’t see why not. You better not be a cruddy cook, Cross.

….

I’ll see you at my place in half an hour.

Jul 5, 20119 notes
don't come home bleeding.: Going out to dinner two nights in a row.. is not smart. → filth-andfury.tumblr.com

theanti-diva:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

Staying in to cook tonight.

Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.

Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.

Not when I don’t work out.

Besides,…

I’ll be sure you actually hit the gym tomorrow, lard ass.

Oh, right. What can I say? They roll off my lips eloquently. I was born with a gift, you know?

…

And why would you ever regret that, hm? I’m contemplating saying yes.

Calling me names is rude, Sweetheart.

It’s a beautiful gift, I have to say. You just say things and everything is cool.

I’d regret it because you’d possibly not like it and maybe.. just maybe, my feelings would be hurt.

Jul 4, 20119 notes
Going out to dinner two nights in a row.. is not smart.

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

Staying in to cook tonight.

Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.

Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.

Not when I don’t work out.

Besides, homecooked meals made by me are the best.

Don’t be jealous you can’t have any.

That’s your fault.

You cook? .. Why am I not shocked?

Oh, and yes. I’m bleeding with jealousy.

It really is. I just got lazy. My own bad.

….Cooking is a great stress reliever. Not everyone is as talented with words as you.

I know you are.

..

Man, I might regret this.. but you wanna come eat?

Jul 4, 20119 notes
Going out to dinner two nights in a row.. is not smart.

theanti-diva:

filth-andfury:

Staying in to cook tonight.

Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.

Pfh, you adore going out to dinner. Don’t try and hide it, FCT.

Not when I don’t work out.

Besides, homecooked meals made by me are the best.

Don’t be jealous you can’t have any.

Jul 4, 20119 notes
Going out to dinner two nights in a row.. is not smart.

Staying in to cook tonight.

Late dinners are always the best. Especially after hearing shitty fireworks all day.

Jul 4, 20119 notes
Anyways, sleep.

I have flippy shit to do in the morning.

Jul 4, 20111 note
Oh, you know.. just casually scrolling down this dash thing.

xxxsecondcitysaintxxx:

filth-andfury:

Reading posts.. whatever.

..

Spit out my fucking drink.

Sweetheart Serena is not my girlfriend.

Dude, don’t call me sweetheart, that’s just weird. 

And I was just wondering. No problem.  

Dude, I know how to properly use a comma.

I call Serena the sweetheart, not you.

That’s why she calls me the female cleansing tool.

Jul 4, 20114 notes
You know, I'm tired.

So much stimulating conversation just wears me out.

Along with laughing.

Goodnight.

Jul 4, 2011
Oh, you know.. just casually scrolling down this dash thing.

Reading posts.. whatever.

..

Spit out my fucking drink.

Sweetheart Serena is not my girlfriend.

Jul 4, 20114 notes
You can tell the sweetheart loves my company.

britishvanity:

filth-andfury:

britishvanity:

filth-andfury:

Another dinner, another night.

:|

Get.. some?

I.. don’t know how to reply to this, but laugh.

Yes, I will be getting some dinner.

Not sex.

:|

Y not tho?

SEX IS A WOOOONDERFUL THING.

SEX IS A REALLY COOL THING.

SO GET OFF YOUR ‘EX GO DO SOME SEX

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

:|

DAT IS TO THE TUNE OF THE MATH SONG FROM SCHOOL OF ROCK.

That’s nice, but no, I’m not exactly looking for sex from this person.

Now, I need to go before I’m late.

Jul 3, 20115 notes
You can tell the sweetheart loves my company.

britishvanity:

filth-andfury:

Another dinner, another night.

:|

Get.. some?

I.. don’t know how to reply to this, but laugh.

Yes, I will be getting some dinner.

Not sex.

Jul 3, 20115 notes
You can tell the sweetheart loves my company.

Another dinner, another night.

Jul 3, 20115 notes
Going out to dinner.

See you all… some other time.

Bye bye.

Jul 2, 2011
Jul 2, 201114 notes
Jul 2, 201118 notes
Jul 2, 201114 notes
Jul 2, 201118 notes
Jul 2, 201114 notes
Jul 2, 201118 notes
Next page →
2011
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June 18
  • July 31
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December